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LiveDon't go outside, your skin might fall off.
If you stay inside, you'll get seasonal depression
Don't drink soda, you'll catch diabetes.
The diet kind is worse, it will give you cancer
Don't travel abroad, you'll contract some exotic disease.
You can see the Wonders of the World online...
Oh, and definitely don't go online, your identity will get thieved.
Going to the gym is out of the question,
your limbs will fall off from the meningitis.
But if you don't work off those Doritos(tm),
the heart attack will get you
Don't even start to think that you're too good for your job.
It's definitely not a dead end
Don't see a doctor for that cough, it could be asthma.
Definitely don't sit around thinking about it,
you'll become a hypochondriac
Especially, don't let yourself fall in love,
you'll just end up bruised and battered.
Better to live alone, secured away from the world
Last, but certainly most important,
Don't live your life...
You might just die...
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